Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

ca-lb:

thedingledodies:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

theamericankid:

I love being aggressively informed about things.

theamericankid:

Labrador Deceiver.

theamericankid:

And when you want to pet one, they are nowhere to be found.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

captkylej:

nudityandnerdery:

cinderlily:

the-ever-so-odious:

"Empty! The opposite of full!" - The Fifth Element (1997)

nudityandnerdery and I are watching this. Weirdness. 

We decided they should make a shot-for-shot remake of The Fifth Element, with all the same cast, except the role of Leeloo played by Jackie Chan.

I don’t want to see Jackie Chan topless.

LIES

YOU KNOW YOU TOTALLY DO